I am 90% sure this is also how I feel about Whole Foods. I get excited to stop in there but then realize that I am going to die prematurely because I am not in the appropriate tax bracket to be entirely organic. Don't forget to make up your own food aversions: gluten, raw, Paleo.
I don't do enough yoga and I'm far too blunt to be as passive aggressive as some 'health food experts' are. This article in the Huffington Post made my day. I was hooked at Kelly MacLean's first sentence, "Whole Foods is like Vegas. You go there to feel good but you leave broke, disoriented, and with the newfound knowledge that you have a vaginal disease."