A gym is not designed to make you feel instantly better about yourself. If a gym wanted to make you feel instantly better about yourself, it would be a bar.-WSJ
We never repent of having eaten too little--Thomas Jefferson
If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. ~Jason Love
People are fed by the food industry which pays no attention to health, and are treated by the health care industry which pays no attention to food.--Wendell Berry
I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990. ~Dave Barry
“The passive American consumer, sitting down to a meal of pre-prepared food, confronts inert, anonymous substances that have been processed, dyed, breaded, sauced, gravied, ground, pulped, strained, blended, prettified, and sanitized beyond resemblance to any part of any creature that ever lived. The products of nature and agriculture have been made, to all appearances, the products of industry. Both eater and eaten are thus in exile from biological reality.”
― Wendell Berry
It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears. ~Plutarch
Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. ~Author Unknown
I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat. ~Jennifer Greene Duncan
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. ~Author Unknown
I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. ~Jane Wagner
It's not women's fault that diets don't work. It's not perversity of lack of willpower. God did this - in Her great wisdom. ~Dr. Wayne Callaway
Where do you go to get anorexia? ~Shelley Winters
I am a nutritional overachiever. ~Author Unknown
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it. ~Jackie Gleason
Dieting is not a piece of cake. ~Author Unknown
